DOG AND CAT HAIKU
Dog Haiku

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
Long-rotten squirrel.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as I do.

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With those Tootsie Rolls.

Cat Haiku 

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.

We're almost equals.
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my rump?

 

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