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Working Late On Halloween
Two
men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to
take a shortcut through the cemetery.
Right in the middle of
the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming
from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they
found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at
one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one
of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half
to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing
working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old
man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" |
