How do you know when you're too old to go Trick or Treating?

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
 9.  You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.
 8.  You ask for high fiber candy only.
 7.  When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
 6.  People say, "Great Old Geeser's Mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
 5.  When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
 4.  Your carry your false teeth stuck onto your candy apples.
 3.  You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
 2.  You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
 1.  When you bring home some Sour Powers, your spouse pours spaghetti sauce over them and serves them for dinner.