The Best Christmas Riddles

What's at the end of Christmas?

The letter S.

Why did Santa name his new, rude reindeer Olive?

Because Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

“Its Christmas, Eve!"

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with this!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?

Santa Paws

What kind of people are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claus-trophobics.

To what did Santa change his name after he slid down a chimney where the fire was still burning?

Crisp Kringle.

What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?

Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

What do you call Santa when he has no money?

Saint Nickel-less.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D".

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy!

What goes OH, OH, OH?
Santa walking backwards!

What did the buck say to the doe on Christmas Day?
Merry Christmas, Dear!