Excerpts From A Cat's Diary
- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to
eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope
of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
- Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at
the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these
vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their
favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
- Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to
- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason
I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it includeda
burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds
could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of
thumb still stuck between my teeth.
- There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear
the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call
"beer". Moreimportantly I overheard that my confinement was due
to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to
use it to my advantage.
- I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.
He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got
to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain
he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the
metal room his safety is assured.
can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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