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Halloween
Riddles
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Halloween
Riddles
| What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets! |
| How can you tell when windows are
scared?
They get shudders! |
| How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him! |
| Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break! |
| What is a mummy's favorite music?
Rap! |
| Why couldn't Dracula's wife get
to sleep?
Because of his coffin! |
| Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
He had bat breath! |
| How do you mend a broken Jack-o'lantern?
With a pumpkin patch! |
| What do you get when you divide
the circumference of a jack-o'lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi! |
| What haunts your house and clucks?
A poultry-gheist! |
| How do ghosts begin letters?
"Tomb it may concern..." |
| What was the witch's favorite subject
in school?
Spelling! |
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