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Skeleton Jokes
| What did the Skeleton order with his Coke? A
Mop! |
| Why didn't the Skeleton go the the dance? He
didn't have any body to go with! |
| Why couldn't the Skeleton go skydiving? He
didn't have the guts. |
| What instrument does a skeleton play? The
Trom-Bone. |
| Why did the Skeleton cross the road? To
get to the Body Shop! |
| What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bone
head |
| How does a skeleton open doors? With
a skeleton key. |
| How do you tell the difference between a male skeleton and a female skeleton? The
female skeleton is the one with the diamond ring. |
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