Thanksgiving Jokes

What does a jewelry-lovin' turkey say?
"Bauble, Bauble, Bauble"

How about an amazed turkey. What would he say?
"Boggle, Boggle, Boggle"

What does a dyslexic turkey say?
"Elbbog, Elbbog, Elbbog"

What about a turkey in the shoe repair shop?
"Cobble, Cobble, Cobble"

Or, that turkey who was an old-time movie fan:
"Gable, Gable, Gable!"

Ever know a turkey with a sore throat?
"Gargle, Gargle, Gargle"

You've surely heard a turkey with a sore leg say:
"Hobble, Hobble, Hobble"

Ever hear a football turkey say this?
"Huddle, Huddle, Huddle"

You probably know a dieting turkey who says:
"Nibble, Nibble, Nibble"

Sure, some turkeys who argues a lot?
"Squabble, Squabble, Squabble"

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
"Tweedle, Beetle, Paddle, Battle, Puddle, Wobble, Hobble, Gobble"

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went...
"Wobble, Wobble, Wobble!"

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
Little Tommy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

What has feathers and webbed feet?
a turkey wearing scuba gear

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you won't open this door?

What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
A smirky turkey