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What
do you know about angels? I only know the
names of two angels, Hark and Harold. It's not easy
to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then
there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got
to agree to wear those angel clothes. Angels work for
God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. My guardian angel
helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. Angels don't
eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!! Angels talk all
the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is
where you went wrong before you got dead. When an angel
gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets
out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. Angels have a
lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes
in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when
it gets cold, angels go south for the winter. Angels live in
cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter.
All angels are
girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it .
My angel is my
grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me
while she was still down here on earth. Some of the angels
are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't
make the animals get better, they help the child get over it. What I don't
get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows
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