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Canine Quotes
| "Outside
of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read."-- Groucho Marx |
| "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."-- Gene Hill |
| "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"-- Anne Tyler |
| "No
animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely
certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -- Fran Lebowitz |
| "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."-- Unknown |
| "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."-- Sue Murphy |
| "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."-- Robert Benchley |
| "To
his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
-- Aldous Huxley |
| "In dog years, I'm dead."-- Unknown |
| "I
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner |
| A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -- Josh Billings |
| If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers |
| Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. - Dave Barry |
| The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous |
| My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -- Joe Weinstein |