Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

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Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A. Plymouth Rock

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Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A. The outside

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Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A. Because he had the drumsticks

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Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A. They suspected fowl play

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Q. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

A. It hugged the shore.

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Q. What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A. The turKEY

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Q. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?

A. He had an arrow escape

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Q. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A. Boy! I'm stuffed!

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