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Canine Quotes

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's
much too dark to read."-- Groucho Marx
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."-- Gene Hill
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"-- Anne Tyler
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-- Fran Lebowitz
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."-- Unknown
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."-- Sue Murphy
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."-- Robert Benchley
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
-- Aldous Huxley
"In dog years, I'm dead."-- Unknown
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -- Josh Billings
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. - Dave Barry
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue. -Anonymous
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -- Joe Weinstein

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